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mr_mayhymn Would I expect any less from da Chief Rocka, Dj Lordjazz? Once you hit play on that first joint, you instantly get glued to every bar; every complex beat, dope sample, ominous bass line, and heavy lyrical style leaves you hooked and hypnotized from start to end. Salute! Get ya brass monkey, sit back and enjoy the ride!🔥🔥🔥
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SONNYJIM verse: Uh.. Manhattan on ice braggin rights Jim is from the patten heist deisel blazer there could be no shaver spilled the ink on the sheet of paper laced the beat and i see ya later struth,ya shit is green moose cabaltor juice i pulled a big blade then i carved a goose put ya on mute Perignon in the montclair goose feds in the rearview ( shhh) i play it low key OT I roll OG my OG a bucket like a boyalty make you take it back like its faulty you dont know the old me im on a new wave skim it up pulled the deucay the buds smelling like a bouquet your a fruitcake its off top like a toupéé im rolling blunts playing 2K ... Touché The colts roll like a crougar té spend the wax like Super Dave ,Hopping out the uber..waved i left the shoops drunk I need to cook lunch im rolling good skunk like a footlong squeeze the juice out 2 Ques in the kangaroo pouch ,duckin in a shoot out loungin in the Shangri La baby the harps flaky im proppin up the bar wavey. HOOK scratch:(2X) Get the fuck get the fuck ,get the fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck outta here BIGTWINS verse: Were on a boat floatin to a new world them rappers is stunned them niggaz not real (WEAK MAN) Climb our way to a few mill i did it my way who cares how you really feel feel and still if your outta character get money lil man im not atcha your not ready for me your an amateur my Queensbridge goons will damage ya livin life how i want to them niggaz is shook to even come thru if they try them niggaz lunch food my infamous thugs is all old school we dont play no games we really shoot you nobody wanna be you you better mind ya business and just do you you gotta listen up and follow rules HOOK scratch : Get the fuck get the fuck ,get the fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck outta here
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Terror Van Verse 1 The wall is hatin and gate keepin its like a lost photo so i need the latch on a take flight like the Mike logo vibe aint here so im outta here stay No No No Im on the grounds right killer rounds in lower soho no stress and no problems i stay solo wise words from a boss couple stay dolo If i hated from a early start is pre meditated with agressive litlle punchlines rappers gettin regurgitated you been a stallin since winter started lest say Autum oh you was chillin with real legends well lest just call em you contradicting this real shit see you extra boring bozo with the bowtie ya fans snoring the minute see his whole frame is off centered i tried to bring em back online but the site tented im Terror foreign gone like walkin beyond and board is torn from these rappers i try to put on im Terror Scratch Hook 2x EDO G Verse 2 Yo 5 mics 617 you can meet your devil and miss your heaven digression sound clash not messin soft meat delicatessn they selling depression internet snitchin a hell a confession all mediconnection we need better protection Ugh am i upsetting you , i could see through ya retina no aid and ebettin you my black presence threatin you shine like the sun through the summers break bread through ya humas one of the 7 wonders let em see the heat we call em showgunnaz they uncumbent off that liquor and that lumber we the music brothas you soon discover heart broke wounded lover your computer buffer be wise remember whos the vulture its simple do the numbers !
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INTRO (David Banner) Whats goin on in HipHop right now is embarrassing dude its nothing as a whole wrong with Hip Hop ,HipHop just needs some Fuckin balance,Hiphop dont need to be all positive it dont need to be all negative but we need to control the imagery. HOOK : Were HipHop they are not we make History while they all watch they keep fronting we keep running bet that victory lap cause were not punting Verse 1 DRASTIC Aye its breakin news like the Plain Dealer extra ordinary and legendary no plain feeler i asked lordjazz to hit me one time im a rock a cheif Wahoo with strickly raw rhymes and a dog pound not one pup came out the pack thruth to Nipsey its a marathon victory lap nothin came over night theres no fedex shipping just microphone grippin and delivery is different on a paper boy route make the neighborhood watch then level up over the road to ports and docks until im makin more noise than forks and pots im in rare form rarer than a porcelain watch they forgot HipHop was the Dj scratchin from the days where the mcs had wardrobes matching from the kangols four finger rings and shell toes to the wave caps and maybachs on Melrose the journey is the lesson and some people will sleep until there tested in real life without a cheat sheet this is deep speech said witch after Beat Street one thing about Jazz and Dras we keep heat from the Lords of the underground the legends in the making for the culture never faking this game is for the taking my heart keeps pacing im still rap racing bet this victory lap that i take will be amazing ! HOOK 2X Verse 2 NON FICTION Real HipHop lets go Gave me a chance to spaz good lookin Lordjazz most of the stuff im hearing nowadays is trash heres a destiny of fate the versus that im preachin you aint gotta sit and pass the collection plate raising my son to be great thats the victory had to run alot of laps Black History it aint a mystery that there pushin this agenda cause there trying to destroy the masculinity, well dont cancel me but i aint heard of if everybody talkin hate and then who showing love what about the unity then suprise me cause if im wrong you gon hear my apology im just a Plain Dealer i deliver the messege most people read me when there eatin they breakfast
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RIQ DA KID verse : Look its Riq and im knee deep in the beats and its only 5 when my pen seep through the sheets its goin down in your town creep when its beef so dont mess around cause that piece keep for the sneaks we big steppin rep on the cig settin ILLCITY ya dig reppin like Mike to the mid section on mics niggaz feel threatened Bow when the Lord pass Im the one behind the music,LORDJAZZ from the underground i DOITALL i rap junkie all i hit em is 1 time like thats FUNKY you aint hit em wit one rhyme a rap flunky,behind these bars stay on top like Gil Bunky BITCH ! HOOK :(2x) Doin rhymes now ,fuck the crimes now im on the ave cause im knee deep in to beats cause im knee deep in the beats VERSE 2 Uh i went to sleep and i a woke with a new dream still on the a first name basis wit a few fiends get in the box and one take it like newer blean 10 toes down as i propose to my new queen its a fact that i gotta gift like rapped & tide i get mine like tax and tides i gotta chill or relaxin vibe when that track get live i make it feel like the Jackson 5 VERSE 3 The black Sadaam terrorizing half the time prefind the lines the track a pack a dimes i give you a spoon heavy verse clearing the room you aint hearing it now you ll be hearing it soon Uh they knee deep im waste deep dont play me im gon need to get this doe or die like AZ the comp dont amaze me or faze me or phaze me each bar is a work of art im Scor Sazey HOOK: (2x) Doin rhymes now ,fuck the crimes now im on the ave cause im knee deep in to beats cause im knee deep in the beats VERSE 4 In the streets im knee deep , but jumped in the game head first jail or death aint a grind we dont consider worst it was like the carter when they hit the first when times got harder we just did the dirt that almost got a nigga murked found salvation in the verse time to move the work been doin this since chirps they lined up around the curb homies mad i dont haunt the strip trying to catch a lick im in the stu tryin to make a hit ,tryin to get us rich Its only only music no more makin flips fellaz makin cake legit ,now ya stuck and were takin trips i know that gotta make em sick from the days of the mud,we grew up stick up kids got their hands up in the stadiums like its the same Shit ! HOOK:(2x) Doin rhymes now ,fuck the crimes now im on the ave cause im knee deep in to beats cause im knee deep in the beats OUTRO :Pull over and go to jail
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SUPREME C Verse: He wasnt even from our town he came around big chips flossin talkin slick shit bout he get it often talkin loud about how he had it out of state what you a nutcase? stay in ya place before you suffocate fuckin my mans wife O on the low but yo he didnt know silly hoe told ya so bro Ayo this nigga must be slow cause O sadistic enlisted from frames he twisted i heard he fillin up ahead about this and that he a ghetto diplomat but now a pistol what he lookin at violated foul made it his style i hate it traded shade faded he got annihilated call up my peoples out of town now we out of bounds clown press the pump EF bring the rounds in gentlemen this aint pretend we spend get em to bend blend in and win i grin we all got the devil within by 10 if you aint out the kitchen the macs is spittin no worry i got ya back covered now hurry if them niggaz even think about it niggaz is burried they played made the trade O is ok we paid but my man O never obeyed as he started walkin out my man O got rude slapped dude pulled out his pistol and started to whistle i swarmed in with big fire arms to calm him we gon win anybody test him ill stretch em pulled em by the collar and hollered Pull the truck up O you fucked up yo why you wanna do em all he said screw em all lets black out put 2 in them all and ruin em all , yo what about the plan man huffin and puffin i aint bluffin you wanna kill for nothin brotha you better listen up no need for dumpin FUCK THAT BITCH i know she did it to your heart dirty but flirty was messin wit a big connect with birdies we get this money we can buy a heart and if we blow up quick enough me and you we rip the sky apart he looked at me and said you gettin soft i looked at him and said i wanna loft and you know that rent cost he snapped out his zone then he put away his chrome cause if we make it home he know we got the block zoned almost there O starred without a care me i just wanna see Newark made it ,dated pulled up in cars with tints tell my nigga Georgy open the Mint back door party we all Gotti except blacker and younger wit more hunger quick to bring the rain and thunder soon as i walked through the door of the club,the first shoulder rub me i aint pay it no mind feelin like its showtime i kept shinin lookin at these chicks with there asses whinnin lookin fine honey know she all about money vibin walkin through the club second shoulder rub i sense troub plus i gotta a 9 oh you see the snub stare down cold eyes make a nigga ware down sit down clown before you get tear down i let it go but i kept his ass on a time sheet saw my nigga Rob ayo waduup nigga you that reminds me you see them niggaz over there ? yea we had a little stare where? on the dance florr you want me to hit em with a chair Na he dont know nothin actin like a shogun not knowing where im from Brick City Yea son ! next step flex in the peck deck next ep walkin the bathroom this nigga took a big step right on my new boots i flashed him a Deuce Deuce had to be a loose goose WHAT trouble or truce guess who the nigga was O's Op shortie cuz i aint show em no love i laughed as i walked by but i kept his ass on a scope wit my hawk eye party over movin through the doors like a soldier now we hangin outside O meet me by the ride Boppin to the car like a thug wit my chain out feel strange out then somebody blew O's brains out ! (POOW) HOOK : Dont hang Out
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HOOK :Faiteemah B Sound the Alarm, i hear the birds singing the flowers are springing on my heart has been racing im hearing the fire alarm the feeling is real cant escape what i feel you make sure im safe from harm,go on in the fire alarm Doitall Verse 1 After that break up i aint wanna fall in love again an ugly split like liquid on a gremlin not really but its touchy with a feminine i testify baddy vs gentlemen now im back and them trees on the Timberland something nice got me ready to begin again pardon me something special with the melanin human element , a little hood but elegant eyes lips the body all thick the booty poke out like a C on a crip and we blood in blood out like the slashing of a wrist i dun jumped in line cause im sure she had a list brains and beauty roll cameras make a movie ring bells sound alarms for the cutie a man i am shes a manly duty this feels like it no more being choosy HOOK 2X Doitall Verse 2 Ring the alarm turn the volume way up with the presence the lord aloud her to grace us great convo we havin in foreign place intimate meals and being flirtatious recieving and given i swear this is livid if you aint make a person yet then this should be forbiden that look in her eyes if its hurt its unforgiven and at this point here shes all i have been missing BRIDGE: Now you want the first was scared to fail hoping that i do well,responsible for a life ,started a fight HOOK 2X Sound the Alarm, i hear the birds singing the flowers are springing on my heart has been racing im hearing the fire alarm the feeling is real cant escape what i feel you make sure im safe from harm,go on in the fire alarm
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YOUNG ZEE verse 1 Yea how you want beef you drive a prius you'll get rocked like Amedeus in broad daylight at a steakhouse (BANG) we ll come tie your hands like silence of lambs throw you right in the van for trying to run scams in bars i own the tidal like Hov with a wife that make a 1000 times you at my stove , like the chic that sing Halo make me chicken alfredo in and out like yayo slammin like fredro i'll have your wife on all fours how i fucks like a trot on a Clydesdale horse (laugh) Young , my father was poo but he told me one time he fucked Assata Shakur He let her stay the night while she hide from the law let him tell it Pac God mamas aHhmmm Stop Zee i dont want war with your ass i just want more cash talk to em Lordjazz ! Scratch HOOK (2x) : They dont want money they want violence streets fucked up its off balance They dont want money they want violence snitchin & telling these niggaz wildin PACEWON verse 2 Yeeeaaaa they dont want money they want violence a big black ring around their eye lids instead of gold chains and diamonds they'd rather hear gun shots and sirens its like a jungle sometimes it make me wonder did they get bullied when they were younger or was it the way that they were brung up by a parent that spit out lightening and crap thunder either way there focus is mad lame with the miss me like a player thats having a bad game you could tell that deep in his soul they have pain enough to shatter a glass frame what does it take to broaden their horizens maybe silence vaca s in the islands or a psychiatrist practiced in the findings of what keeps a person from being enterprising HOOK (2X)
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Intro Karima: Lordjazz papi hit me one time and make it funky Doggie Diamonds : First of all what they all have in common is that there black men there not rappers their black males who come from the streets and when you rap gangsta shit and you do gangsta shit dont be mad when gangsta shit happen YOUNG NOBLE verse 1 Yea black man black man I solute you i wanna see you win homie ion wanna shoot you Ion wanna rob, ion wanna fight you i wanna uplift you i wanna unite you see my young brothers standing black and proud Uh Gods child, King with a crown Lord of the underground with that outlaw sound over 20 years later still puttin it down shout out to my brother Jazz Doitall and funke without yall i just wouldnt be me my first time in the limo with yall and Hafiz im talkin early early 90s me and Quim in new sneaks UH game deep better watch the signs our own worst enemy killin our own kind blind leading the blind in these hateful times good die young pray your not next in line Damn ! HOOK DRE ROCK: (2X) Black man descendant of Africa your more than a drug dealer your more than a drug traffica open your third eye use your birds eye our covenants with God so we must rise PLANET ASIA verse Black and Gold crowns with sevens my shine reflecting off the crescent the babies are the greatest investments time is now Lord this how we get down Lord everybody lookin for the gold on the road i hope you find yours i came from a kingdom of wizards kings and queens and star readers my bloodline before the religions when the European was still on all fours and savages the black man was measuring the earths diameter the maker of medicine the master builder the language creator the entomology shows the evidence the black woman birthed reality everything is physical is feminine within its formality extreme times is what my kind is up against but supreme mind is what the black man represents from serious speed to Sirius satellite the culture got preverted by the Greeks and the Amorites HOOK : (2X) Black man descendant of Africa your more than a drug dealer your more than a drug traffica open your third eye use your birds eye our covenants with God so we must rise
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GEECHI verse 1 Man that magic you know us but the soir aint over the diamond bar got some shining stars in my scotch and soda dirty sex clean air yea we over here til the cigars start foggin down the mirage big bucks on Bankhead big bank gotta big bounce 2 shots do semi tuxs cold rocks in a glass house boom bye bye Betty do buy sly bezzie who ride vibe deadly spark that new medley HOOK:(2x) Holiday hotel you can get it if you want it freezin for a reason and its hot til the morning VERSE 2 Non stop New York animal lords zoo talk dalmation denim and derby Jazz out in Jersey jumpin cable to stable Clark Gable gone windin double vision greatness on greatness the final decision say no more off the wall drillable to syllables park the cars spark the stars killin you with visuals underground Lords on the cover of Forbes all the doors we kickin open 4 4's Biggies is boastin HOOK (4x) Holiday hotel you can get it if you want it freezin for a reason and its hot til the morning VERSE 3 Flying squad baby dying hard when the will is drawn gamma grass goin up in smoke when the phillies on forever 21 Amaretto still got me spun cant stop the bittaz pot holes still in my lawn Ink black tested Bucktown Smif n Wessen uptown chubby checkers cut ya cable no spectrum no need for the guessin hiphop is a colective we come from all directions catch ya next session HOOK :(4x) Holiday hotel you can get it if you want it freezin for a reason and its hot til the morning
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VIC SPENSER VERSE 1 Yeeeeaa I live for the funk make you sit while i smoke what i want uuuh i know why i see stars and i see haters when you got God then you dont need then you dont need paper grow up go nuts then slow up and roll up go crush 5 buildings if yo ass had enough the stronger the body the longer the party or the fuckin beat down is we ont give a fuck about cho ribs uuuuuug get clean and slide wit the homies young as hell seasonin the tenderonies i wasnt fuckin wit no barbie chicken nigga left wit all hie peparoni i was ugly and they ass still want me i stay clean like a dairy machine my presence so filled its not fair to be seen now they out here sayin its a disease in the air anybody out here sneeze and you gon get hit wit the flair BANG VERSE 2 Ahhhhhhh at least you niggaz live to see another day im finishin up this cake its finna get ugalay undelé (ooof ) you niggaz is bums to me and if it was up to me you niggaz get slung the fuck away im gon down a fresh clock (tic tic) my sneakers gon be worth cash as i lay on somebodys lawn niggaz tough when the weapons is drawn bang the unit down everybody knows that you a clown (pussy boy) simple mathmatics i look at all my opps like i could either smack em or laugh at em im already knowin i rap past em big things on the way for a real rapper and aint have to gas em(ZOOM) I studued the buddy system and rugbys Cartier eye wear wit the doom na thats big now nobody can fuck wit me the big beast from over east he gon eat and yall is too cause yall lucky Fucka! Outro
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JOE BANANAS INTRO Niggaz aint sayin nothin slick to a can of oil ya know i told the bitch you gotta be loyal but at the same time im trying to just fuck her sister cause im that type a nigga ya dig HOOK: CURTIS SOL (2x) If it dont feel wrong then its alright you can bring ya sister witcha and thats alright we aint gotta rush yea baby we got all night we got we got plenty time we got all night JOE BANANAS VERSE 1 Am i twisted casue i wanna fuck her sister now were all alone trying hard not to kiss her blame it on the liquor but a nigga cant resist her zippin down my zipper the black Jack Tripper the fat cat ripper the dont tip strippers congnac sipper roll my spliffs bigger dont shoot blanks and i aint quick to pull the trigger fuck all night when im full of that liquor so dance for me like a stripper we got all night and if it dont feel wrong then its alright i bet she got that wet wet and i hope its tight i ll be ya host delight baby show ya right they use my dick for a dildo prototype find the G Spot then i gotta stroke it right can i poke tonight dont make me choke the mic no need for bags you wont be stayin over night its not an oversight just wanna hold you tight trade places get some braces for ya over bite you lil socilaite in a soldiers life only a pimp should turn a hoe into a wife you just enhancing wit my hands between ya breast slide panties down raising up ya dress fuck without a condem casue im braver than the rest baby batter on ya chest i gave it her best had her screamin yes now shes cleanin up the mess as i bath like a whore and then its exit stage left light up and i had me a drink then go home to my bitch like my shit dont stink Nigga ! HOOK (2x) If it dont feel wrong then its alright you can bring ya sister witcha and thats alright we aint gotta rush yea baby we got all night we got we got plenty time we got all night UNCLE MARV COLSTON OUTRO: Hah aye look here come over here and look at this girl and her sister see what you think about this mr Hah yea we gon have to ...excuse me sir uh ring the doorbell its the plumber baby yea a look here uh im here to lay pipe or something whetever it is i got to get down in that basement i looked through the window ah look here uh excuse me is your mother here dear , ha is ya sister near ? Are you a motherfuckin queer a whats goin on here na talm bout ha hello ? hello its mr bananas at the door

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Hip Hop DJ, Producer and Pioneer, DJ Lord Jazz has returned to elevate the Hip Hop Landscape with his
sophomore solo effort, The Plain Dealer 2. With guest appearances by an array of Hip Hop luminaries
such as DoItAll, from the legendary group Lords of the Underground, Ed O.G, Geechi Suede (Camp Lo),
Planet Asia, Young Noble, Big Twins,Supreme C. DJ Lord Jazz provides us with the Hip Hop experience for which
we’ve all been yearning: Dope Beats, Lyrics that can be understood and no need to wear out a finger
skipping wack cuts. You can just let this one ride from beginning to end and enjoy the experience.

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released August 19, 2022

Produced, Mixed & Masterd entirely by Dj Lordjazz for Lordjazz Productions

Bass played by Gloria Colston on Come Get Some & Fuck Outta Here

Talk Box performed by Gloria Colston on Dont Hang Out

artwork by Nanlib Invasion @nanlibinvasion

I want to thank all the artists who participated on this project and also to the pioneers that inspired me to wanna do this. Salute ...
Dedicated to my good friend Damon "Joe Bananas " King and my uncle Marvin Colston R.I.P

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DJ LORDJAZZ Miami, Florida

“Say‘Lord Jazz hit me one time’ in front of any hip hop enthusiasts and you will hear ‘Make it Funky!’”
DJ Lord Jazz’s career has spanned more than twenty five years, encompassing the early nineties, which is widely considered to be Hip-Hop’s Golden Age. As a child growing up in Cleveland, OH, he was influenced by family members and street Djs.He created Lords of the underground while at Shaw U ... more

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